Alien Abductions in the 21st Century

Joe and Jane Couch Potato can just sit and watch cable television all day and munch out on Cheetos. They are: Fat, Dumb and Happy. They don’t have to worry if they start hearing popping noises in their ceiling or start seeing little black balls floating around their living room, or hear high pitched noises inside their head, or ponder the meaning of very vivid “training dream” the night before or suddenly find themselves in an underground tram or subway station with dozens of other people in the middle of the night.